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An Octogenarian in the modern world

WANTED.

WANTED, Gunpowder Manufacturer. Must be able to supply twenty-five large barrels of top-quality product immediately.

WANTED. Haulage Contractor. To carry the above-mentioned load to an address in Westminster.

WANTED. Building Surveyor. Must be able to secure uninterrupted access to cellars below above-mentioned building.

WANTED. Patriot. Must be willing to risk discovery while waiting for perfect moment to light a fuse.

WANTED. Undertakers (Several). To identify and bury 600 plus bodies.

WANTED. Project Manager to coordinate the efforts of the above-mentioned specialists.

APPLY TO:     B.JOHNSON, LONDON

TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.

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